The Runaways Lab Theater
presents a new winter festival... 
Milking the Beast and Going to Hell. 

A ritual of short plays containing
SALVATION, LACTATION, and DAEMONITIZATION. 

Following the tradition of our previous winter rouse, the Doing Drugs and Dying in Space ritual, we’re are proud to start a new cult gathering of Chicago’s primo weirdo theatre scene.

We ask artists to submit short plays following two prompts:

  • a beast must be milked

  • we must go to hell

We are curating low-budget camp,
high octane allegories,
and quick maximalism in 4-D.

CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT

Questions? Email us at: info@runawayslab.org

A barren desert landscape, maroon in color, jagged in shape.  A jawbone of a goat, broken bottles of Olly gummies, a looted Target.  In the distance, at the bottom of a chasm: an old-timey barn.  You enter to find a crowd of the masked ultra elite gazing at you.  The elites demand something of you.  You stutter and your cover is blown – a swarm of bipedal rats sweep in – you trip and tumble down it: you are in it now  – a liminal aperture –   THE MOUTH OF HELL.  This is the lord of all beasts and flesh is its trophy.  He shouts: “lay down your flesh for a sip of my milk!” You bite off your pinkie and toss it down his throat  He grumbles with pleasure, exudes a belch your organs feel hot  You extend your tongue out and taste the creamy drops  Before you can catch your breath – you fall in.

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A barren desert landscape, maroon in color, jagged in shape.  A jawbone of a goat, broken bottles of Olly gummies, a looted Target.  In the distance, at the bottom of a chasm: an old-timey barn.  You enter to find a crowd of the masked ultra elite gazing at you.  The elites demand something of you.  You stutter and your cover is blown – a swarm of bipedal rats sweep in – you trip and tumble down it: you are in it now  – a liminal aperture –   THE MOUTH OF HELL.  This is the lord of all beasts and flesh is its trophy.  He shouts: “lay down your flesh for a sip of my milk!” You bite off your pinkie and toss it down his throat  He grumbles with pleasure, exudes a belch your organs feel hot  You extend your tongue out and taste the creamy drops  Before you can catch your breath – you fall in. 〰️